Thursday, September 15, 2011
Passion and Pain
I'm being made to watch Project Runway. Penis shrinking. Going from outty to inny. Breasts enlarging. Craving for chocolate and intimacy growing. God please help ME! I stagger from the room. Grab a beer and start watching the Rugby World Cup. Body isn't reverting back. Not yet anyway. Yes, I can indulge in all my passions. Thank You God☺
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Marriage
I can smell the sulphur from here. The lick of the flames feel good against my naked thigh. It has too. I'm married and if she tells me it feels good than by Christ it will feel good.
I've only been married a short time and as a result I rebel. I'm a man! A grown up! I wear big boy shorts God dam it! I have and am entitled to an opinion. I will voice said opinion loudly. She gets angry. Expected. She cries. Again expected but a little upsetting. She's still crying and says her life is over. Okay I may have been wrong. She is now crying uncontrollably on the floor. Opinion what opinion? I certainly do not have an opinion, unless you say I do.
I am learning. I still stuff up. Sometimes when she asks a question I stupidly give an answer that shows a deeper thinking. I'm a man. I love sport, beer and sex. No intelligent responses to questions asked by my wife are required.
Sometimes I lose myself in my passions. Well two of them. Then I notice that the room feels colder and quieter. Even the blokes on TV have stopped their game. She's asked a question. She wants an answer. I think it's a big one. I don't know what she said. I'm getting worried. She's looking at me. DON'T make eye contact. Make a deliberate act of turning down the TV and face her, "sorry love, what did you say? Stupid TV was way too loud." I got away with it. Not really but I've removed some of her irritants so she lets it slide. Okay, big effort, total focus on her and Show Time.
As I have said I've only been married a short time. My education is sadly lacking. I will try and change. I want to be an old man. Fain deafness, and just say 'Yes' and not care. Let all her words just wash over me like the old weathered stone I will be.
I've only been married a short time and as a result I rebel. I'm a man! A grown up! I wear big boy shorts God dam it! I have and am entitled to an opinion. I will voice said opinion loudly. She gets angry. Expected. She cries. Again expected but a little upsetting. She's still crying and says her life is over. Okay I may have been wrong. She is now crying uncontrollably on the floor. Opinion what opinion? I certainly do not have an opinion, unless you say I do.
I am learning. I still stuff up. Sometimes when she asks a question I stupidly give an answer that shows a deeper thinking. I'm a man. I love sport, beer and sex. No intelligent responses to questions asked by my wife are required.
Sometimes I lose myself in my passions. Well two of them. Then I notice that the room feels colder and quieter. Even the blokes on TV have stopped their game. She's asked a question. She wants an answer. I think it's a big one. I don't know what she said. I'm getting worried. She's looking at me. DON'T make eye contact. Make a deliberate act of turning down the TV and face her, "sorry love, what did you say? Stupid TV was way too loud." I got away with it. Not really but I've removed some of her irritants so she lets it slide. Okay, big effort, total focus on her and Show Time.
As I have said I've only been married a short time. My education is sadly lacking. I will try and change. I want to be an old man. Fain deafness, and just say 'Yes' and not care. Let all her words just wash over me like the old weathered stone I will be.
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